Be forwarned: There will be some completely inappropriate language all up in this blog this evening. I’d apologize for it, but it’s really not my fault. I wish I didn’t have to use words like twat and vagina when I refer to my friend Glen’s new tattoo. I wish I didn’t have to say phrases like “blue harry bush” when I talk about the resemblance of the monster to a giant furry vagina. And I’m sure my friend Glen wishes that I didn’t have to say words like that either. Now, I’m not sure if our friendship will last very long if I continue to make these jokes about something that he’s permanently put on his body. And I’m not sure it will last when the denial runs its course and he realizes that he has inadvertently let someone carve a black whole vagine into his arm.
What might look like a monster nose at first glance, is actually, factually, a gaping vagina on his arm. And what may seem like a blog post that’s completely about making fun of your friends and their choice of tattoos, is actually about an amazing and talented artist that you should probably know about.
Say wha? It’s a twist! Yeah, your resident artsy student has some tricks up her sleeve. When I asked Glen if I could use him as my muse for this post, he rolled his eyes and told me to go to town. I asked him how he ended up getting this creature beast tattoo, and when he started off by saying something about Twitter, I almost lost it. I mean, you can’t make this kind of stuff up. But then he elaborated a little bit and told me all about this artist Skinner, and I’m really glad he did. Here’s some of his stuff:


You can check out some more where that came from. Now that I know where the inspiration for the tattoo came from, I feel like I should give a little more reverence to it in all of it’s Twitter, twatty, tattooness. Either that, or I’ll keep saying stuff like that.
What do you think? Does the nose of the monster look like female genitalia to you?








































